Public Police announcement:
The prolific shoplifting team known only as the Carrot confiscators are still at large.
They were last seen in the vegetable aisle in Walmart looking all shifty and shady
They are wearing no clothes and usually look very adorable with rosy cheeks and cute ears
If you see them please do not approach her as they are very dangerous and will attack without warning.
2.5 cm in size
Made from resin with stainless steel hooks