Finally, someone made the earrings you deserve.
No idea what life choices brings a person to this page, you obviously have a lot of issues going on but that's OK, I kind of support you.
I'm pretty proud of the little tiny turd I made out of a crayola crayon in the second photo, which is not included by the way, I made it purely for illustrative purposes and also because I'm weird.
And one more thing, they are not actually that stinky, they are pretty well maintained as far as thrones go.
Have fun and I love you (from a distance)
2.4cm tall
Made from resin with stainless steel hooks